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ENGRAVED PLAQUE
RECEIVED30 OCT 2026DEAD CERTS

The genuine death certificate of a famous person, framed properly and sent to your door. Already gone? We'll fetch it. Still with us? Join the queue. No rush.

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How it works

  1. Box 1Applicant

    You pick

    Name your person. If they've already left the building, we fetch the certificate. If they're still going strong, you go on the list.

  2. Box 2Retrieval

    We fetch

    It's a real, official copy. Anyone's allowed to order one. Most people just don't know that, or don't have the patience for the forms.

  3. Box 3Framing

    We frame

    Proper frame, proper glass, nothing that'll yellow before you do.

  4. Box 4Delivery

    You hang it

    Courier to your door. Or, on The last round, I turn up with it and a bottle.

Prices

Schedule of fees

Everything included: the certificate, the faff, the frame and the postage.

Add-ons

  • Priority ordering+£45
  • Extra unframed copy+£25
  • Scotland or Northern Ireland certificate+£5
  • Gift wrapping and card+£12
  • Photo candle+£29 (or £39 on its own)
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The last round£499

I bring the certificate. You pick the bottle.

I hand-deliver your Museum frame, we open a bottle (wine, prosecco or something sensible), and you tell me why them. If it's a good story, we can record it for the Dead Certs podcast. You hear the edit first, and you can always say no.

  • 01Museum frame and engraved plaque
  • 02A bottle of wine, prosecco or a non-alcoholic alternative
  • 03An evening of my time, at yours or somewhere you choose
  • 04Optional podcast episode, your approval first
  • 05Travel included within 50 miles of Bournemouth. Further than that, 45p a mile.
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Part 4 · Applicant

About me

Box 4.1 · Photograph

AW
DC/1Approved

35 mm × 45 mm

Box 4.2 · Full name

Andrew Wilmot

Box 4.3 · Statement

I'm Andrew. I live in Bournemouth, I'm a dad, and I've spent years untangling official paperwork for people who'd rather not. Dead Certs started when I realised you can order almost anyone's death certificate, and almost nobody knows. So now I do it for you, frame it nicely, and if you book The last round, I'll come and raise a glass to them with you.

Schedule 2: Conditions

The small print, in large print

  1. 2.1

    Real ones only

    Genuine certified copies. We don't print fakes, tweak them, or make them look better.

  2. 2.2

    Famous people only

    No exes, no bosses, no neighbours. And nobody who died under 18.

  3. 2.3

    We leave families alone

    We never contact relatives, and we keep quiet until after the funeral.

  4. 2.4

    Names come off on request

    On the board and would rather not be? Tell us and you're off it within 2 working days. Off the board, we mean.

  5. 2.5

    It's not ID

    You can't use it to open a bank account in their name. Please don't try.

  6. 2.6

    UK only, for now

    England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland. Ask us about anywhere else.